Meet the Moral Support Department of Punkish Polish
Diogi
Diogi is a big beefy boy that my wife got from a farm when she moved to Minnesota in 2018. He’s the head of the department and acts as peacekeeper when Sweaty decides to start an altercation with the other members. Diogi loves having his butt smacked.
Sweaty
Sweaty is simultaneously the sweetest and rudest cat I have ever met. I rescued her as a stray back in 2018 and she ended up needing surgery to remove her right ear canal and all but 4 of her teeth (to the tune of multiple thousands of dollars - thanks Sweaty!). She’s extremely intelligent and affectionate, but her personal space bubble with the other department members is l a r g e and not to be crossed. Sweaty does not like having her butt smacked.
Sweaty is simultaneously the sweetest and rudest cat I have ever met. I rescued her as a stray back in 2018 and she ended up needing surgery to remove her right ear canal and all but 4 of her teeth (to the tune of multiple thousands of dollars - thanks Sweaty!). She’s extremely intelligent and affectionate, but her personal space bubble with the other department members is l a r g e and not to be crossed. Sweaty does not like having her butt smacked.
Goo
Goo is an enigma. My wife and I got her as a rescue from Arkansas in 2024. She’s very loving, but often acts as though she just stepped out of a time machine and is unaware of anything around her. She’s very clumsy and has zero self-preservation instinct- when picked up, she makes no attempt to hold on or stabilize herself in any way. She also has unusually short legs and sits low to the ground. Goo loves having her butt smacked.
Goo is an enigma. My wife and I got her as a rescue from Arkansas in 2024. She’s very loving, but often acts as though she just stepped out of a time machine and is unaware of anything around her. She’s very clumsy and has zero self-preservation instinct- when picked up, she makes no attempt to hold on or stabilize herself in any way. She also has unusually short legs and sits low to the ground. Goo loves having her butt smacked.
Screamy
Screamy loves yelling. My wife and I got him and his brother Fungus together as rescues from Arkansas in 2025. He’s noticeably larger than the other department members, and very lanky and muscular. Him and his brother are very close, but have quickly formed strong bonds with all the other department members. Screamy loves having his butt smacked.
Screamy loves yelling. My wife and I got him and his brother Fungus together as rescues from Arkansas in 2025. He’s noticeably larger than the other department members, and very lanky and muscular. Him and his brother are very close, but have quickly formed strong bonds with all the other department members. Screamy loves having his butt smacked.
Fungus
Fungus is mysterious. My wife and I got him and his brother Screamy together as rescues from Arkansas in 2025. He’s long and lanky like his brother, but significantly smaller overall. He seems to fade in and out of this dimension- one minute the room is empty, the next minute Fungus is inexplicably perched on top of something without making any noise. His signature move when playing is to jump and sit on whatever he’s playing with- other department members included. Fungus loves having his butt smacked.
Fungus is mysterious. My wife and I got him and his brother Screamy together as rescues from Arkansas in 2025. He’s long and lanky like his brother, but significantly smaller overall. He seems to fade in and out of this dimension- one minute the room is empty, the next minute Fungus is inexplicably perched on top of something without making any noise. His signature move when playing is to jump and sit on whatever he’s playing with- other department members included. Fungus loves having his butt smacked.